you can swab your own poop deck, buddy.
I’m chalking all the fuss for “Talk Like A Pirate Day” up to boredom and kitschy hipster rhetoric. Sort of like Lebowskifest, or flash mobs.
The first year I heard about this, I thought it was ridiculous. But here I am, making plans to go to a Pirate Party tomorrow night. Just to make it clear, I will not be TALKING like a pirate…
but I’m awfully good at swearing like one.