you can swab your own poop deck, buddy.

I’m chalking all the fuss for “Talk Like A Pirate Day” up to boredom and kitschy hipster rhetoric.  Sort of like Lebowskifest, or flash mobs. 

The first year I heard about this, I thought it was ridiculous.  But here I am, making plans to go to a Pirate Party tomorrow night.  Just to make it clear, I will not be TALKING like a pirate…

but I’m awfully good at swearing like one.

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One Response to “you can swab your own poop deck, buddy.”

  1. HAHAHAHA, I’m so stealing “kitschy hipster rhetoric” for whenever the mood suits me!

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